News just in, Imperial forces have arrested The Axis of Awesome’s mascot and keyboardist, Benny Davis.
We have no idea what the Galactic Empire wants with Benny but let’s hope he is released in time for next weeks Cracker show. Rumours of Jordan Raskopoulos’ involvment in the arrest are entirely unfounded.
Oh jesus. I got molested by two guys like this in Jam Factory. Brings back memories. Bad memories.